"Meanwhile, at Niantic"

#PokemonGO: "Sir, we promised them accurate distances, battling, trading, public events, and heavily implied that we'll be adding more creatures to the Pokedex. We're not so much hemorrhaging players as our limbs have been severed and the blood's just falling out, and all the feedback online is that they hate our lack of communication regarding broken promises!"Daniel McJames stared at the window and thirty stories below. This was the empire he built. It was his because he clawed and dug and punched and bled. This was his kingdom because he knew how to lead in the darkest times. He could make his army march through poisoned fields and turn a broken hut into a castle. Once more, that decisive command of the world was needed to save those loyal to him."...Double the Zubats." via /r/pokemongo http://ift.tt/2e4PnaU