"My Birthday gift from Pokemon GO"

#PokemonGO: Today is my birthday, and I debated taking the day off, but decided...it may be best to take TOMORROW off, since there's a reasonable chance I'll be hung over....so I'm on my usual route to work, catching all the pidgeys and other commons that I cross paths with. I see another Pidgey pop up, but I only have 2 ultra balls left, and with no pokestops nearby to restock for miles, I let it go. A minute later....A wild Snorlax appeared! I was particularly excited when I saw its CP was ???. I used a berry, and flung a curveball, but it was mistimed, and bounced off harmlessly, like tossing a ping pong ball at Chris Farley. My last ball...no pressure. I decide to forgo the curveball and not risk missing. I wait and wait for my opening and finally fling the ball. I immediately regret it, cursing as my finger raises off the screen. The circle was huge AND I've overthrown...I choked. Reruns of "Get Smart" are playing in my head "missed it by that much...". But Snorlax jumped up! Into the ball! All isn't lost. At least I have a chance. One shake. C'mon you fat bastard....Two shakes. Stay in there you son of a bitch.... I swear the game must of lagged because it seemed like 5 full seconds went by before a 3rd and final shake. "CLICK" gotcha. My first Snorlax. Not the best moveset, but it was still a lot of fun. A nice little break from the xp grind. via /r/pokemongo http://ift.tt/2dW9Vn8