"If this gets a 100 upvotes I'll ACTUALLY buy everyone who comments a copy of Sun and Moon"

Here's how it's gonna fucking go down boys. I'm going to leave this post up for a bit and let everyone simmer down. I will return in two hours to announce a winner. If you commented on this thread you are in the running. There is no need to yell your incredibly original and hilarious comments at me. They're fucking stupid stop. Mods God damn it don't take this post down yet. And refrain from upvoting, I really am not doing this for the karma (though that's definitely the way it started lol) I'm just trying to end this. I am in misery this is hell. Please just calm the fuck down.Hey. If you're new, this started off as a reference to a shitpost that blew up a few hours ago. Then it spiralled into this fucking catastrophe. What is essentially going on right now is in doing my absolute best to give out ONE game to a commenter. A lot harder than it seems. I'm in way over my head.Edit: if we can make that silly little alolan exxegutor on the front page ~200 feet long I'll buy you all Nintendo Switches and a N3DSEdit: if we reach 509 upvotes I'll pee in a bottle of appple juice and drink the whole thingEdit: If at least 32 people come to my home trick or treating wearing harambe costumes, I'll eat my copy of sun and moon when they come outEdit: if this post reaches 1000 updoots in 21 minutes I'll sell all my stocks in google for only one cent each. fucking hell you did it.Edit: If by the end of the purge, this post has 1500 upvotes (andaguild? ) I will genuinely give away one copy to someone who comments. It's all a lie I'm sorry. I will drink my pee though. My Word.Okay so I'm going to explain a few things. The drinking my own pee thing will be uploaded to some weird site tomorrow, hopefully. Won't be able to do it tonight. As for the giveaway, if I can some how figure out how to use this site and stop people from commenting further I will choose someone and probably announce it later tonight or tomorrow. Praise be. via /r/pokemon http://ift.tt/2efGNbX