"Dear Shuckle, you aren't worth as much as you think. Now get in the ball! [humor][rant]"

#PokemonGO: Dear Shuckle,Sometimes playing hard-to-get increases your value. In your case, it just makes me want to commit animal abuse. You're literally the most worthless battler in the Pokemon Go meta, but your escape rate is Abra level high. You're not a psychic, you're just psycho. Schizophrenia: delusions of grandeur. Take a queue from Rhyhorn. She's independent, had beautiful movesets, and is perfectly happy to receive regular Pokeballs from me. I choose her over you any day. "Do not fuckle with the shuckle"? I wouldn't anyway. Not with a 10-foot pole. Grow more realistic expectations or prepare for a life of disappointment.Best regards, Trainer daarklord via /r/pokemongo http://ift.tt/2rAcUe5