"Funniest things you've heard kids say about Pokémon"

So at my place of work there are a lot of kids around. I hear so many funny things from them that I wanted to share and hear what you guys have heard from siblings, nephews, etc.One kid upon seeing a Rapidash card: "Oh cool, a horse Charizard!""All Pokémon that don't evolve are legendaries." This kid has told me on multiple occasions that Skarmory is a legendary.Kid: playing Pokémon Y, runs into a Pikachu Oh I didn't know Pikachu was part grass type. Me: Why do you think that? Kid: Because I found it in the grass."Charizard isn't a legendary but MEGA Charizard X is." This came from the same kid who thinks Pokémon that don't evolve are legendaries.Kid: looking at an Unown card I wish I had an Unown. They're so powerful!""Fairy types are weak. They're the worst type." This came from a boy who hates all things girly.Kid: playing Pokémon Y Not ANOTHER battle. I hate battling." Then why are you playing the game?! via /r/pokemon http://ift.tt/2tRS1K0