"[spoiler] the protagonist has an improved quality of life in ultra sun and moon"

mfw in sun and moon:youre stuck with a weak-ass wii uyou gotta fight your best friend's mom when she turns into an anime jellyfishshes the one who bails you out with her legendary that can't fit in the bag when jellyfish mom tries to kill youyour other best friend gives up on your rivalry half way through the game to train with some other assholeyou get attacked by a raging rooster on your victory partyyour first best friend leaves for the far away shithole that you came here to leave and gives you nothing but a disposable pokedoll and also her legendary pokemon I GUESSyoure starting to think you didnt do a lot in this story besides beating some people upyou get used by the CIA for your ability to draw dangerous creatures towards you after beating up a jellyfish momshitty festival plazayoure stuck with the evil smile of a thousand lost soulsin usum:nintendo switch. NICEyour boy character's mullet has been replaced by a less stupid hairdosee that puppy on the road? go and pet itsee that starmie? go and pet it. that pelipper? just do it.rotom likes you more. to a possibly creepy extent.because youre such an impressive pokemon trainer who has so many z crystals everyone wants you to become the hero who defeats necrozmayou go to exeggutor island and make friends with all the exeggutoryoure able to watch jellyfish mom get her ass kicked without dyingthe emptiness in your smile is mitigated by the warmth in your heart as you wave happily to pokemon and your friends when you leave themyour starter likes you enough to get excited about the pokemon league with youyour other best friend doesnt give up immediately this time and actually nearly wipes you on the elite 4your first best friend's mom isnt dying so she stays and you get to go on a cool postgame adventuretalking of which you get to beat up a bunch of villains with lillie guzma and colress. especially ghetsis. fuck that guyfestival plaza has actual battle feature nowyoure able to TRAVEL BETWEEN WORLDS to either hide from your problems or get cool pokemonits not too upsetting gladion's gone because youre still able to beat up him, his boss, and his mother in title defense challenges, and you can beat other people up with his sistersee? much better quality of life here. your protagonist is no longer a demon but a happy young child who is smiling because they're so powerful yet positive they're not worried about anything at all. via /r/pokemon http://ift.tt/2hOuMik