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"I dislike all the bad 50 candy mons with great intensity"


#PokemonGO: Dear guy in charge of spawns,​The game just seems like this endless cycle of ¨waiting for Niantic to turn the fun back on¨ when they decide to give us some boosted spawns for something useful or rare like Machop, fossils, Chansey, etc. while the normal game is just swimming through an endless sea of Gulpin, Slugma, Numel and worst of them all, Barboach. Now, I am not complaining about this being a recent thing. Even back in 2016, Pidgey and Rattata aside, you still had to deal with Ekans, Spearow and Zubat. Of those, Zubat has now become a 25 candy mon so his crimes have been forgiven but I will never get my pokeballs back.​It's a fruitless effort to even candy hoard for them. They evolve for the price of 50 candies, meaning even the lowliest of the low insects which require 12 ans then 50 for their third stage evo consume 62, being more candy demanding but also more exp efficient when mass evolving. I would much rather have a steady spawn rate of 25 candy mons like Geodude, Spheal, Eevee, Nidorans, Ghastly, Machop, Swinub and so forth even if it meant farming 125 candies for a finished stage evo. Instead, I am stuck with FIVE THOUSAND Numel candy and no reason to spend it. I only wish these were at least useful in Great League or something, but most certainly are not. Did you know female Numel and Camelrupt hunches/volcanoes are bigger than the male ones? Me neither until the 100th time I glanced upon my number of catches in horror.​But most of all I hate you Barboach, you useless piece of trash. I wish clicking on it just immediately removed a red or blue pokeball from my inventory and awarded me with 100 stardust just so I never see his encounter animation ever again. Rot in the deepest pits of hell. I will never forgive you for existing and there is no punishment severe enough to quench my thirst for vengeance.​With love,​Daniel via /r/pokemongo https://ift.tt/2TQmW8K
"I dislike all the bad 50 candy mons with great intensity" "I dislike all the bad 50 candy mons with great intensity" Reviewed by The Pokémonger on 09:44 Rating: 5

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