"Getting disrespected by the daily Pokémon."
#PokemonGO: It's a beautiful morning. I wake and i'm ready to start my day. While eating breakfast I open PG and wait 2 minutes until it loads. Same thing every day. Anyway, i tap on the daily field research and get my 5 razz berries. Great. I send gifts to my 5 friends and feed my Magikarp for the 100th day in a row.The sun is shining in my kitchen and i take a sip of my black coffee. Then i see it in the corner of my eye. My daily Pokémon. It's a Snubbul. Again.I tap on it and hope that maybe THIS one time it will be a shiny. It isn't. Alright, great. I won't try to catch it because i have only three Pokéballs left and still have to catch 5 Grass-types, which i have seen four days ago for the last time. The closest Pokéstop is somewhere in my town and maybe i will be able to visit it today.As i go on with my day, every time i open PG i see this pink POS mocking me. It's not worth my last Pokéball. I get a gift from my friend with a "Oh Yeah" sticker.It is now dark and i arrive at home after work and eat something. I still have other things to do, so i don't open PG for some hours.Now i'm in my bed and decide that it's time to catch the first Pokémon for today. Snubbul is waiting for me. I tap on him, spin my ball and throw it. He jumps. Next ball. Now i'm on my last ball, i manage to catch him with a great throw. The ball wiggles one time. Two times. Three times... He escapes again. Snubbul flees. I can't believe it.Now it's past midnight and i weep a single tear as i look at my next daily Pokémon. A Pidgey. via /r/pokemongo https://ift.tt/2WhxzRW
"Getting disrespected by the daily Pokémon."
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