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"Pokemon, but I try my best to explain how bug is super effective to every type"


Fire: Bees regularly cook invading forces by vibrating so hard the temperature cooks them alive. Plus they routinely have to thermoregulate to keep their hives in ideal temperatures. They've mastered temperatures.Water: Water tension, bugs can walk on water. Some bugs can store air in their exoskeleton and live off that. Mosquitos lay their eggs in water and are the most deadly animal in the world, coming in at over one million deaths per year. Good luck stopping that when you're just encouraging their breeding.Grass: Grasshoppers. Ever heard of Locusts? Its when a grasshopper gets brushed up on by another grasshopper so much that it goes into a hormone induced rage, becomes huge, and then eats everything in sight. Look up Albert's Swarm and tell me your feeble Grass type is still strong against bug.Electric: Lightning bugs.Flying: Dragonflies have the best K/D's in the animal kingdom, securing around 95% of any target they get their eyes on. You're telling me a Yanmega, coming in at over 6 feet tall/long, is going to see a Dodrio, a measly 5'11" Beta virgin, and not start licking its mandibles? Get outta here.Fighting: Ants can lift 5000 times their body weight. Have fun trying to punch a Durant when you cant get within arms reach because it'll throw you through a wall if it catches you.Ground: The ground tries to kill Cicadas and they come back every 13 and 17 years, they just come back stronger. Ground may think they've got the upper hand here but, given time, Ninjask is just going to come back with his whole family. Don't even get me started on how many bugs burrow and the ground can't do anything about it. Ground is such a non-threat that bugs LIVE there.Rock: Bugs live under these. Rock is such a non threat that bugs live under them. I wouldn't live under a volcano.Psychic: Bugs are too stupid to take psychic damage. It's like trying to cast Tasha's Hideous Laughter on a lamp.Steel: Look at Albert's Swarm again, there were so many locusts squished by the trains that the trains couldn't get any traction. Then its just a matter of time, baby.Ghost: Ghosts aren't real, try again.Ice: Upis ceramboides. It has an antifreeze in its blood. Ice can't kill what it cant freeze, where is your god now.Dark: Have you even seen how many bugs come out at night? They're not scared of dark at all. Enjoy your new venomoth overlords, and since most of you would freak out at a venus moth I can't imagine how well you'd handle a 38 pound moth flapping against your window because its too stupid to know how to use a door.Bug: The varroa destructor mite can cause colony collapse disorder. Even with human help, bee's are helpless to defend themselves against something not even a quarter of their size.Fairy: You think bugs care about magic? According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Bees laugh at your magic and eat it for breakfast.Dragon: I've seen a lot more bugs than I have dragons.Poison: Remember DDT? Good luck, flying types, bugs don't give a shit about poison.Normal: Go give any woman a bug and see how they react. If a fly is in the same car as most people, good luck making it to your destination. via /r/pokemon https://ift.tt/3cBibbB
"Pokemon, but I try my best to explain how bug is super effective to every type" "Pokemon, but I try my best to explain how bug is super effective to every type" Reviewed by The Pokémonger on 02:33 Rating: 5

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