"I’ve been knocking out a gym almost immediately after it gets claimed for the past hour and boy, is this kid uber mad"
#PokemonGO: I have hundreds of revives, potions, and several hours to kill and I’ve just been sitting here, beating this gym every time this group of three or four kids comes by to beat my Pokémon. One of them started ranting about spoofers (is that a thing? I’ve only started playing again relatively recently so idk) and one of his buddies points at me and says “dude, it’s probably that guy”. First kid looks at me, looks at his friend and sneers at him as if his friend is the dumbest thing to ever curse the surface of the planet and says “Are you stupid? He’s way too old to be playing a video game”First of all, ouch. I’m only 27!Second of all, Jesus man that hurts! Don’t judge me for my favorite hobby lolAny time they wander away or go behind me, I just play candy crush or browse Facebook to keep up the pretense. I’ve got nothing but time and potions/revives to waste today. I’m taking bets on how long it takes them to give up or sus out that it really is meEdit: lol some of y’all are too sensitive. If you’re getting mad in the behalf of these kids,I offer you the following information: there are three total gyms in this park and a further ten gyms within a five minutes walk of here, making a total of thirteen gyms within a five minutes walk of where I currently sit. Of these thirteen, I can see ten of them. Out of these ten, they currently have their Pokémon in nine of them. The tenth is the one I keep booting them out of and they, in turn, are booting me out of. So in terms of coins, they’re gonna be fine! In terms of defending their gyms, they’re gonna be fine!And if you’re still mad, I suggest going outside to touch some grass. Maybe at a park or somethingTake over a couple gyms while you’re at it 👀 via /r/pokemongo https://ift.tt/3GguxTE
"I’ve been knocking out a gym almost immediately after it gets claimed for the past hour and boy, is this kid uber mad"
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