"[Story] I sharted myself and still caught 2 new Pokemon"

#PokemonGO: I created a burner account to relay this story because there is no way in hell I want this to be associated with my actual Reddit account. Karma points be damned.Just to set this up a little1) I got into Pokemon because of Go, so I don't know the silhouettes of these new mon.2) I went to Chinese dim sum for lunch.3) I had 3 Jim Beam spiked hot apple ciders afterwards.Fast forward to 9pm and I am in the neighborhood across from mine. I see two new silhouettes so I decide to go for them. I feel a little gas coming along and luckily it's just a fart. I get to the two new Pokemon that are next to each other and as I am throwing a ball at the first one, I decide to let out another fart. Big mistake. I sharted myself. And it doesn't stop for a good 10 seconds. Then I see the mon has broken out of the ball. So as I sit there stewing, I say to myself "Well it can't get any worse". So I throw an ultra ball, catch it. Engage the second mon. It breaks out. I catch it on the second try.I hightail it back to my house, jump in the shower, throw my clothes in the wash on hot.Feeling clean-ish, I open up Pokemon Go. I caught a Furret and a Gligar. Both are "May not be great in battle".** Don't ever question my commitment to this game. ** via /r/pokemongo http://ift.tt/2m2rntt