"Valentine's Day Lonely Hearts Club Thread"

#PokemonGO: Valentine's Day is one of those holidays where some people have a lot to celebrate, and others feel... well, left out. Without a love in your life, it can be hard to see all those others out there with sweethearts having embraces, exchanging gifts, looking deeply into each others' eyes, etc. But rather than have an evening on the couch with a quart of Rocky Road and a box of Kleenex, it's better to get together with some others in the same situation and share the misery. Am I right?Thus, this thread. Niantic's uneven rollout of the Valentine's Day event has brought some folks joy but left many of us feeling... unloved. So let's use those salty tears for some margarita rims and let it all out in this thread. I know the event has one more day and there's still hope, but it's Valentine's Day, and for some of us we just know that it's not meant to be... not for me...Not one Chansey seen in the wild. Not one! Not even on Nearby, not on Sightings, not on Tindr, nothing. Is it my hair?No Porygon either. Not like I even need those ridiculous cyber ducks in my life, cause I'm fine just the way I am, but...Jigglypuffs, oh yeah, I've got tons of those, and I've evolved a bunch of Wigglytuffs, believe me. But did any of them get Hyper Beam? Like not even one?And don't get me started about Exeggutor with Solar Beam. I mean, it's not like I already had six of the damn things with Seed Bomb, no I needed another six with Psychic, and Solar Beam is just overrated, right?Oh right, buddies. Yeah, I get that all the time, "oh no I just want to be buddies." And then when you've walked and walked with them and it's time to evolve and you think you might get something, the Dragonite has Steel Wing and Hyper Beam and then it's like, see ya. I'll just keep walking my Kabuto, thanks, he's ugly but dependable and I'll be closer to finishing my dex.And speaking of my dex... you know, Hitmonchan, I know you're out there somewhere, riding around in that rapper's Benz in that cute purple dress of yours, and it's okay, I know you need your freedom but I'm starting to think you don't care, maybe you never cared, maybe no one is ever gonna care and I'll just die alone...Travelers, it's a lonely road but we all walk it together. Let it out. via /r/TheSilphRoad http://ift.tt/2lcNBLR