"[HUMOR] at every raid, there's someone who:"

#PokemonGO: -is 0/12-is 10/12-gets it first throw-gets it fron an incredibly bad throw-is impatient and wastes 3 balls in a row-brings a kid who uses bulbasaur against moltres (catches it)-uses blissey -.--randomly pops up during the bonus challenge "did i miss the raid!?"-is spamming discord, constantly "only 10 mins away, plz wait" (never shows) edit- thx u/liehon-(multiple someones)refuse to coordinate with a large group so most miss out on the team bonus balls-(multiple again)refuse to heal good 'mons (even w/ plenty of time) so no real damage is dealt during last half of raid (timed out)-feels the need to narrate every little friggen thing during the entire raid-gets waaay too hyped when they win the bonus challenge (usually the 0/12 guy)-is unemployed and super sunburnt from constant raiding-is always telling the same joke at every raid "so, you here for the bayleef too?" (right next to lugia)-went to Go Fest and is upset (even though they got to visit an awesome city, got heracross, unown and a decent bit of 100%catch rate raid bosses, refunded, and $100 in game credit)-starts the raid early. "uh guys, who do we only have 20 seconds to set our team?"*-is about to head to work late because of "traffic"-is completely ignorant of how many can take moltres "is 10 even enough?"*-completely freaks out when their 'mons die because they didnt know they could rejoin*-runs out of razzberries "guess i'll have to use the bananaberries"-looks like the girl from wallflower (pre makeover), and posts up in a corner*-has 2+ devices and power bank wires everywhere-seems to really, REALLY love the game's soundtrack*-asks "..so, what are some good counters for this?"*-mentions how revives should be replaced with max potions-humblebrags about the golden razz, tms, and rare candies "wasting space" in their bag*-has a neckbeard-is on team instinct*Rural version: every raid only has one dude asking "pogo? anyone?" like the south park homeless*edit- * marks commenter contributions via /r/pokemongo http://ift.tt/2tZf2Ki