"[Humor] The Ten People You Meet At Every Raid"

#PokemonGO: The 5-minute Guy: Everybody please wait, he's going to be here in 5 minutes... which is also what he said 5 minutes ago...The Kid: The raid boss is almost dead and a little kid runs up with his mom in tow asking "have you started yet?" Everybody backs out, because cuteness kills.The Multi: Shows up with 4 phones because what's better than raiding? Raiding the same raid 4 times. That is, until you get a perfect Raikou on your level 25 alt.The Guy Who Pretends He's Not Playing: This guy is too cool for school and likes to stand on the other side of the street or stay in his car with the windows rolled up. He's embarrassed to play. We were all there once, just give it time.The Slow-phone: This guy is always last into every raid. His game loading screen runs like its Summer 2016. His "GO" screen lags until the boss is already half dead.The Superstitious Guy: Don't press "OK."The Level 40: There is nothing this guy hasn't seen. Perfect Dragonite? He has 10. First Unown? He has 26. Lucky eggs? He deletes them.The Casual: The guy who acts like he doesn't play that much but you run into him at every raid and every lure in the local park has his name on it. He also may have started the Boston Mystic Discord.The General: This guy takes the game too seriously and writes tl;dr reddit posts. He makes spreadsheets to min-max every corner of the game and peer-pressures everyone else to walk-and-catch.The Girl: She's everybody's favorite person. Even if the girl is a multi, casual, habitually late, slow-phone, superstitious, level 40 snob, 2 cool 4 school or general, everybody treats her like she's the best.What other prototypical players do you meet at every raid?Best Of Comments:The Spoofer by DKimurizzy: You hated him until raids came out and now he is your best friend and savior when you need just 1 more person. via /r/pokemongo http://ift.tt/2Bd2oeP