"What is the best, most facepalm worthy moments of Pokémon GO BS you’ve ever heard?"

#PokemonGO: So as a day one player, I’ve had lots of moments of hearing Pokémon bull crap. Be it people thinking swapping between Nanabs and Golden Razz guaranteeing a catch, or not pressing “Okay” as it will make it impossible for others to catch their legendary.So, what is the best moments of BS you’ve ever heard? Be it something completely laughable, cringe-worthy, or something that makes you facepalm so hard you have a headache for the rest of the evening?For me, I have heard quite a lot.Once, while Suicune was a raid boss, I was with a former friend of mine. I caught my Suicune, so out of sheer boredom and trying to prevent myself from day dreaming, I caught a glimpse of her phone as she spun the ball and aimed for the curved Excellent. I watched as the ball drifted through the air and land a “Nice!” throw. The circle was about the largest size it could be. While in the ball, she shouted the following sequence, “EXCELLENT CURVEBALL GOLDEN RAZZ!!!” The Suicune popped out, and she shrugged “still popped out!”.It has become somewhat of a meme in our community. Now whenever we can be bothered, whenever we hit an excellent throw, we sometimes shout that sequence.The same woman texted me once asking for help with a Golem raid. My friend and his wife, two Instincts, brought their daughter as well, who is Mystic such as myself. This woman and her husband were Valor. I was done for the evening until she pressured me for help, stating “we only have 5, but she’s a little girl so I don’t count her”. I smirked, knowing the 11 year old was quite bright for her age. I headed to the raid, and sure enough myself and my little Mystic buddy got the most damage balls, by quite a massive landslide.Another woman, who hardly shows up (thank goodness), stated a year ago that she solo’d Lugia. “It took me three hours but I finally got the son of a beep”. We all looked at her with confusion, as raids never lasted 3 hours, and Lugia couldn’t be solo’d. When someone combated her, she swore on her life she did it.Lastly, a few months ago while doing a Latias raid, there was a guy with his family. Unfortunately, the kids were taken away as it was clear this family was involved in illegal drugs. However, at this time the kids were there. Being somewhat of a young kid, he was excitedly boasting about catching a Latias. The adult then shouted to his nephew “oh yeah? Well I have all the regionals!”He has since been banned for spoofing.So what are your top BS moments in PoGO history? via /r/pokemongo https://ift.tt/2BuevIC