"It finally happened. I got crapped on"

#PokemonGO: I always thought the likelihood of it happening would be slim to none, but never did I ever think it would happen to me.I’m waiting in a Mewtwo raid for the lobby to start, just minding my own business when SPLAT a good chunk of bird crap lands directly on my phone, splatters onto my hand, a little onto my shirt. I am disgusted. I am repulsed. But there’s no time to leave for the Mewtwo raid, no nearby public restroom to wash my now disgusting phone and my hands, and no one has any napkins (because who carries napkins anyways for this specific event anyways??). Even after wiping my phone across my shoe there’s still crap lodged in the actual phone case. I battle and catch Mewtwo holding the phone as far away as my short arms can handle until I can run to the nearest coffee shop and wipe my phone clean multiple times and clean the case.And it wasn’t even a perfect Mewtwo to make this all worth it. via /r/pokemongo https://ift.tt/2P9Hcg2