"The real reason Pokemon Sword & Shield feel unfinished"

MY MAN AGENT LOOKER HANDSOME ain't in here! What the heck is this? This man's been in every main series release since the dark ages, and he's based on David Tennant's portrayal of Doctor Who. In Sun & Moon it was revealed that he had fallen through an Ultra Wormhole from another dimension, and had lost his memory, before the events of Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire. Doctor Who is about the most British thing that exists and you're telling me that THIS is when he finally chooses not to show his handsome face?!?I was totally CONVINCED that this was when we'd finally see Looker's legendary fall from the heavens! Visit International Police headquarters! This was his time to have his biggest role in the story yet, and instead him and the international police are never even MENTIONED!?! EX-CUSE ME!?! If you count the international police agent that may or may not be him in Red/Blue/Green/Yellow, this man has been in as many main-series games as PROFESSOR OAK, and you didn't think to have him here!?! Where is my useless Croagunk-toting Policeman? What have you done with him!?!Do you know what it takes to put yourself out there the way that this man does? The dude woke up on a beach with no memories and decided that his name should be "Looker Handsome!" I aspire to that level of self-importance! ME! Do you know how much self-importance I've got already!?! More than you do! This man puts himself out there, and you mistreat him such that you would ban him from his homeland!?! Croagunk is already here! Look at this poor boy, he wants his trainer!0/10 game, should have made these real pokemon which gigantamax into Agent Looker Handsome himself. via /r/pokemon https://ift.tt/2RhZ1xo
"The real reason Pokemon Sword & Shield feel unfinished"
Reviewed by The Pokémonger
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