"GameFreak should just randomly give Dunsparce an Eviolite boost"

Imagine: One day GF releases an update that lets Dunsparce gain 50% defenses when it holds Eviolite. The update doesn't include a new evo, but players figure it must be coming soon, right? Weeks pass, no evo is released. Masuda confirms that Dunsparce can evolve, but later denies that Dunsparce has an evolved form. When pressed to explain the contradiction, Masuda storms off set.Years pass. The next gen games are released with no Dunsparce evo, but Dunny still gets the eviolite boost. Then one day, a tiny update to the code is made. If Dunsparce is given a rare candy while holding the eviolite, it evolves....into Dunsparce. Dunsparce evolves into Dunsparce, because only He is worthy evolving into the mighty Dunsparce. Dunsparce is the alpha and omega, simultaneously his own evo and prevo. The eternal chain of Dunsparce will never be broken, and eviolite will always give Dunny a 50% boost to his defense and special defense. via /r/pokemon https://ift.tt/39aiWpo