"In 20 years, Ash has caught 80 Pokemon. In 20 days, I've caught 99."

#PokemonGO: What a scrublord.EDIT: Just hit 100. Thanks for the gold kind Gloom stranger. By my calculations, since Ash only has 80, I was already 23.75% better than Ash, now I'm another 5.26% better on top of that.EDIT 2: Lots of people are trying to come up with ways Ash is better than me. Talk about Ash-troturfing, am I right?EDIT 3: Yes, I get it. Red is a long-dicked motherfucker. I got no beef with Red. He's the Yoda of Pokemon Trainers: Hangs out in a cave and gets all his training done off-screen in like an hour and a half.EDIT 4: Shootout to /u/jeffseadot and /u/bitmad for proving with math how much better I am than Ash:Me: 65% of all 151 available pokemon caught.Ash: 11% of all 721 available pokemon caught.Science, bitch.EDIT 5: I'm sorry I was out catching a goddamn Rhydon, something Ash has never fucking had. What did I miss in the last 2000 upvotes? via /r/pokemongo http://ift.tt/2ac5ErW