"[Humor] if the in-game tracker was a real person..."

#PokemonGO: Imagine if you paid a professional tracker and it was as helpful as the one we have in game..."So, I'm looking for something rare and unusual. A Snorlax, maybe? A Larvitar?""THERE'S A PIDGEY OVER THERE!""Uh... that's nice. I already have a dozen of them. What else is there?""THERE'S A RATATTA AT THIS POKÉSTOP.""Uh... Okay. That's where we're at right now. I can literally see the Ratatta myself. It's right there.""THERE'S ANOTHER RATATTA AT THAT POKÉSTOP.""I don't need any Ratatta.""THERE'S A THIRD RATATTA AT THAT POKÉSTOP.""...""THERE IS ALSO ANOTHER PIDGEY AT THAT POKÉSTOP.""You seem to really want me to go to that Pokéstop.""IT'S A STARBUCKS! TRY A POKÉMON FLAVORED DRINK!""Fine..."...and halfway to the Starbucks, a fully evolved, 100%, level 30 Dragonite spawns..."Why didn't you tell me about this?!? This is the kind of thing I want to know about?!?""CRIKEY, MATE... THAT'S NOT NEAR A POKÉSTOP AT ALL. ALSO, ALL THOSE PIDGEY AND RATATTA AT THE STARBUCKS JUST FLED. WAIT, NO, THEY'RE BACK. LET'S GO GET OUR POKÉMON FLAVORED DRINK?" via /r/pokemongo http://ift.tt/2rDNSYM