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"I rant about the Battle tree...yeah that's all..."


Damnit this is Granbullshit! I've tried again, and again, and again, to get somewhere, but no, I make it to about 3 and boom, that's it, done, no more, dead, rip, time to start over.I tried e-ve-ry-thing! Sweepers, tanks, walls, glass cannons, focussing on one type, spreading types, STAB, type coverage, items, megas, Z-moves, and any combination of the previously mentioned, but this shit, it's just...unfair...It's like the game picks out the exact counters to everything! It's like you're the only one that's actually set back to lv. 50 and the rest just keeps going. I've faced tanky Umbreons, sweeping Barbaraccles, mega Alakazams, and it just...doesn't matter, you can-not-win-ever.And don't even try using the strategy for yourself because some asshat will come along with a hard counter and boom, back to the start.Trying to play technical with statusses, leeching, mindgames? Here come sweepers or healers!Trying to sweep with high attack and special attack? Here come the walls that sit there taking hit. after hit. after hit.Trying to tank with high defence and special defence? Here come the fighting types and one-shot-bullshit mon!Why even catch legendaries if you can never, ever use them? They're pointless to have apart from the pathetically weak "regular" NPCs. I have a level 100 mega Mewtwo Y, ready to go, all battle-prepped and shit but noooooo this isn't a place for fun! This is a place for bullshit RNG fuckery.Ugh...Garbage...I'll never get the Kanto-starter megas...Glenn via /r/pokemon http://ift.tt/2xswQCH
"I rant about the Battle tree...yeah that's all..." "I rant about the Battle tree...yeah that's all..." Reviewed by The Pokémonger on 21:11 Rating: 5

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