"Zygarde ain't balancing shit"

Oh yeah so it settles quarrels between Yveltal and Xerneas, sorta like Rayquaza. Okay that's cool.Yeah fucking right.For starters Xerneas whoops Yveltals birdy ass in a fight, doesn't even need power herd geomancy just slap a moonblast in there and GG. Maybe GF is saying Life>Death or some other peachy ass shit. I'm fine with counterparts having type advantages over each otherBut how the FUCK is Zygarde gonna save Yveltal from his moonblasty demise?"Oh yeah I'll just waltz up in between these two and spread some goddang balance here what could go wrong"No you fucking dumbass snake you are gonna get your own fucking face moonblasted in. I don't care if you "reverse the aura" or whatever, you won't win that fight man. You'll aren't gonna balance shit with that typing. This is why you didn't get your own game. via /r/pokemon http://ift.tt/2i3xgK2