"[Story] 10k Egg Party Massacre"

#PokemonGO: For as long as I can remember playing the game, I have wanted to do a 10k egg party, but never had the patience. About 6 months ago I said screw it and started collecting 10k eggs. It was a grind and had built up to 8 10k eggs by Mid December. That last 10k egg was a bitch to find. For each 2k and 5k, I'd have to walk it off before getting another shot at a 10k. About 2 weeks ago I finally found 1. Just in time for the double candy valentines event! I said to myself.I had saved up over 10 super incubators in preparation. I knew that it would probably start on the 8th so I put em all in on the 6th so I'd be able to hatch these then hopefully a few others before the event ended.8th comes around, no double candy. Shit. No worries, should still be cool. Slowly walked the eggs until I had about 6k completed then shut off pokemon go in preparation for raiding day (Yesterday) with my son. He was just as excited as I was to see this happen. I was going to record it n errthang.Soooo was filling up the ole tank on Saturday and absentmindedly decided to see what mons were huffing gas fumes. Had it open for a minute or 2 and the first 10k animation started. Ahhhhhhhh. I shut off the phone, stopped pumping gas, left like $5 unfilled from my prepay and raced to where my son was.I got there and opened the app...all the eggs hatched already.3 porygonsSkarmary2 sudowoduMareepSlakothMilitanktldr screwed up 6 months of work to get 2 sudowodu, a skarmory and a militank, in a very unsatisfying way. The porygons are cool tho. I'm all set for Porygon z as soon as it drops. via /r/pokemongo http://ift.tt/2Ele1l0