"Showerthought: Shouldn't Sawsbuck have been named Calendeer?"

I haven't slept in four days. Ever since I noticed that Sawsbuck-- the seasons pokemon--could've been named "Calendeer" I've done nothing but fret and stare out the window. We could've had such prime pokemon pun potential, but instead we've got a forgettable 5th-gen muddling of "saws" (apparently summer autumn winter spring) with the gendered buck. Female sawsbucks are sawsdoes. Like come on, guys, why do we abandon the halcyon naming days of Farfetch'd for such wasted potentialthis post was made by the calendeer squadEdit: because y'all are sadists and have given me more reasons to not sleep, I'll list em here:Talonflame should've been Pyrogrine (thanks for nothing /u/jaygold)Bouffalant should've been Buffafro (wtf /u/kendorable)Honedge should've been Hexcalibur (oi /u/cellofourte m8 ur just in time 4 jolly ol Galar)Greninja line should've had Frogue somewhere (yah /u/dswartze)Calendeer should've been Deerciduous (/u/SpiffyShindigs wot did you say about my judgment with pokemon names you tangela-tier twerp I'll have you know that I predicted torterra's name back in the gen4 days [well I thought it'd be named terratise but the point still stands mothertrucker] so there's that BRO)/u/valvatorez thinks Heatmor should've been AntheaterEmboar --> Keroswine (/u/luitenantdan)Some chuckelfuck (/u/hauntedxshadow) wants Rapidash to be named Neighpalm via /r/pokemon https://ift.tt/2SwE7HW
"Showerthought: Shouldn't Sawsbuck have been named Calendeer?"
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