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"What has my buddy been doing?"


#PokemonGO: So we all know that when we transfer Pokémon to the good professor, he grinds them up and makes a candy with them to give back to us. Therefore, a Pokémon's life equals 1 candy, right?So, how is it that I can walk for 3km and my buddy finds a candy of his own kind? Very suspicious... very suspicious indeed. I have a theory about this process, and why it takes different distances for my buddy Pokémon to "find" a new candy. My buddy, your buddy, heck, all of our buddies are serial killers.While us trainers are walking around, spinning stops, fighting in gyms, doing raids, and catching other Pokémon, our buddy is on the hunt. They are out for blood, and once you release them from their ball so they can "join your adventure", they are out and about, seeking other individuals of their own species to battle and kill for their candy. This is their quest, and every time you turn your back, your buddy is doing the unthinkable. It makes sense that a more rare Pokémon would take longer to find candy, as others of their evolutionary line would be more difficult to find, and of course, little innocent Magicarp can easily find tons of his friends to destroy with furious splashing. This, along with the fact that it takes 400 kills, I mean... candies, to evolve a Magicarp, probably makes it the most notorious and vicious offender of these heinous acts.To conclude, the next time you are feeding, petting, or snapping photos of your adorable buddy Pokémon, just remember that there is a cold-blooded killer inside, just waiting for it's chance to strike!Now tell me, which buddy of yours is the best at what he does? Who has the most kills? I'd love to hear all about their "adventures" in the comments ;) via /r/pokemongo https://ift.tt/3ncZjnh
"What has my buddy been doing?" "What has my buddy been doing?" Reviewed by The Pokémonger on 19:58 Rating: 5

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