"💢 Bro Shiny Bidoofs Do Not Exist 💢"

#PokemonGO: I have caught 689 Bidoofs in the past two days and not one of them have been shiny man. I have over 1,200 Bidoof candy. I have heard the squeak of that Bidoof 689 times in a row and my mental state has deteriorated. I hear Bidoof squeaking in my sleep. I hear Bidoof when I'm walking around the house, taunting me. All for not one shiny Bidoof.I'm just repeating the Untitled song by Simple Plan in my head over and over. "HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME" then hear Bidoof squeak laugh at my agony. Send help.💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢💢🚦UPDATE AT 10:39PM🚦BIG UPDATE, I DID NOT CATCH A SHINY AND BIDOOF DAY IS GONE NOW. REST IN PEACE TO MY MIND BODY AND SOUL. THE NEVER ENDING SQUEAKING OF THE BIDOOF WILL HAUNT ME FOREVER. THANKS FOR THE LOVE ON THIS POST ❤️ via /r/pokemongo https://ift.tt/3dAXDAd