"Hello fellow humans I'm also a human and definitely not a large purple skunk creature"

I was very lucky that this computer was thrown into the Tra- I mean that it was on sale I was very lucky that it was on sale. I most definitely am human with many human friends because I smell wonderful. I love Buizels, Bunearys, Bidoofs, Pichu's, Eevees, Kricetots, Shinx's, Aipom's, and Pachirisu's,they are very ta- they are very cute and not tasty at all .If you have any of these pokemon please bring them to my d- I mean house yes my house that I definitely have. I have many perfumes that I can let you try if you bring me these pokemon to ea- to see, to see these Pokemon and most definitely not eat them. Please contact me if you have any of these pokemon I am in desperate need of fo- of some cute pokemon in my life. via /r/pokemon https://ift.tt/TN9KC2f