"An Essay on Why Guzma is Ya Boi"

Listen up! Obviously everyone know this, but some of y'all may be stupid and not know whether or not ya boi Guzma is, in fact, ya boi. There's mad reasons yo, but like I'll break it down so you nerds can follow me, ya hear?First, let's start with the obvs up front. Guzma is destruction in human form. No one denies this. See, Guzma will beat you down, and beat you down, and never let up.But he's mad respectful of his Team Skull peeps. He lets them share his baller pad in Po Town, even though there's empty houses all over town for totally legit reasons. Po Town's aight, letting the whole Team Skull crew rage on and do whatever they want. You think anyone in Konikoni City is gonna be cool with that? Nah. Plus, ya boi is concerned for the environment. That's why he keeps the lights and power out in Po Town, because it's not natural to be wasteful. That's just logic.Then there's his style. Everyone wants to be just like ya boi! You know that there's no actual Team Skull dress code, but all the grunts want to be just like ya boi? They totes did that themselves! Yeah, everyone wants to be like Guzma.You also gotta recognize that Guzma is neck deep in Bugnium-Z. Y'all ever seen that stuff anywhere else? Nah, it's because everyone's all "Oh Guzma you beat us down take our Bugnium because we don't deserve it." I mean, ya boi has a whole treasure chest with it. You think Kukui or the Masked Royal is gonna hand you any? Nah, cause they ain't got it. They're not even dope enough to be Trial Captains!Which brings us to Bug types. They're the best. Shut up if you think otherwise because you're wrong and stupid.Finally, but not lastly, there's the ladies. From Plumeria to that hot Aether lady with the hair, everyone wants to be with big bad Guzma. You know that lady even took ya boi to Ultra Space? She started getting mad clingy so he ditched her. Ain't no one tyin' down Guzma because you can't tie down a force of nature.So there - proof that Guzma is ya boi. I hope you clowns recognize because otherwise you're gonna get beat down and down. via /r/pokemon http://ift.tt/2mJLzBg