"What's the strongest Pokémon you reckon a team of twenty unarmed men could take out in the wild?"
Help me answer a debate we've been having: somewhere between Magikarp - which would be beaten to a bloody pulp in minutes - and Mewtwo - who'd turn the very brains of anyone who looked at it wrong into goo before you could say Pokémon GO - there's a line.Rules are the 'mon is on an open field, has a moveset with limited PP, can only use non-adjacent special attacks on a single person (i.e. one thundershock, one cardiovascular failure; one earthquake, shattered bodies everywhere) and cannot fly, dig, surf or otherwise run away. The humans have nothing but their bare hands, wit and unfaltering courage in the face of ice beams and fire blasts on their side.This is a fight to the death. What could we take, and how could we do it?Disclaimer:thispostdoesnotcondoneunsolicitedattackand/orabuseofwildPokémon.Treat'emwithloveandcompassion,y'all. via /r/pokemon http://ift.tt/2x1XGO3
"What's the strongest Pokémon you reckon a team of twenty unarmed men could take out in the wild?"
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