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#PokemonGO: This speech. This speech will change everything. Everything. Everything. Everything to ever exist. Everything related to Pokemon. Everything not related to Pokemon. Everything in general. Even your stupid cousin who likes fortnite and concerns you if they are brainwashed. It will change them too. This speech will change this entire world, I believe in it. Its the truth. I spent hours, upon hours, upon hours, working nonstop thinking of how to word it correctly. The kids have left me. Karen left me. But I didn't give up. Days passed. Weeks passed. Months passed. Years passed. Now 10 years later, I finally have done it. I figured out how to word it. It took me ages. I can't even remember my own name. But I've done it, they never believed in me. They always said I had no chance. They said I'd never be able to do this. But here I am today, ready to release this speech that will change the entire world and make all governments collapse onto themselves in horror and shock. This will solve all the world's problems, in just seconds. In a snap. Done. Gone. No more problems. But now, after all this time..I think I now know how to say it. I know how to word this speech.Ladies and gentleman.Ahem.R.Thank you for coming to my Ted Talks. via /r/pokemongo https://ift.tt/2YkcEfy