"Slowpoke should have had a divergent Galar-form/evolution called Slowbloke. Ultimate missed opportunity."

I imagine it like a fusion between a Slowpoke/Slowbro and the Gentleman class of trainer—it’s not exactly dopey anymore, but it’s still slow because it’s just kind of a cute old man Pokémon. Lol maybe there’s a held item called “Walking Cane” that increases Slowbloke’s speed by a stage or something.And then maybe it evolves again when traded holding an amulet coin or something, into Slowbling—a similar Pokémon, except it has a cravat and a petticoat and maybe a real golden crown (instead of Slowking’s Shellder one) and jewelry and finery, and looks more like a Victorian-era Duke or Duchess than just a guy. via /r/pokemon https://ift.tt/31CwZ4g